To say what you feel is to dig your own grave.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

If you were the boss of a company and some of the employees of your company were known to sexually abuse children, you would fire them instantly.

I only feel better because people aren't being so abusive to me about my weight.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

When you live with the Devil you learn there's a God very quickly.