[Spring will be] a single candle on a birthday cake, ... But the question is, how many candles are we going to have?

when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed.

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

I didn't have a birthday cake this year,

At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.