I didn't have a birthday cake this year,

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

It's absolutely great. Especially as my birthday is on New Year's Eve.

when I counted the candles on my birthday cake and cringed.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

The whole birthday cake thing is so ingrained in our culture.