Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what is personally interesting.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.