When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin