Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.