Some people's money is merited/ And other people's is inherited.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.