Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.

Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.