A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

A marriage that isn't built around the Cross will be devoid of grace, mercy, and humility that come when both husband and wife recognize their need for a savior.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

My dad, who my mom always refers to as DH for Darling Husband, was protrayed as a 'let's look on the bright side of things' kind of guy, the pillar my everbumbling mother leans on in times of distress.

Any man mortal or god, knows there is no handling a wife. Women handle themselves and intelligent men get out of the way.