My dad, who my mom always refers to as DH for Darling Husband, was protrayed as a 'let's look on the bright side of things' kind of guy, the pillar my everbumbling mother leans on in times of distress.

A friend is someone whose face you can see in the dark.

When, some months later, Zoltan emailed me about his decision to run for president, I immediately called him. The first thing I asked was what his wife thought of the plan.

“Well, in a way,” he said, “it was Lisa who gave me the idea. Remember how I said she wanted me to do something concrete, get some kind of a proper job?”

“I do,” I said. “Although I’m guessing running for president on the immortality platform was not what she had in mind.”

“That’s correct,” he confirmed. “It took a little while for her to come around to the idea.”

“How did you break it to her?”

“I left a note on the refrigerator,” he said, “and went out for a couple hours.

عادت الزوجة تسأله : لماذا تتعامل معي بالرموز ومع غيري بالكنوز ؟
قال الزوج : الكنوز تفنى بينما الرموز باقية

Any man mortal or god, knows there is no handling a wife. Women handle themselves and intelligent men get out of the way.

لو محتار مين هتختارها عشان تتجوزها .. اختار الواحدة اللي ممكن تبقى صاحبتك