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Before Kiki and I headed toward the Keep, I thanked my friends.
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Week before last I went to Wesleyan and read “A Good Man Is Hard to Find.” After it I went to on... 
I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said.
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I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He sa... 
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I saw the movie," he said. "I know what it's about. Listen to this. When girls get to be about twelv... 
That's not the point," he said. "What kind of creep would I be if I let my girl carry something heav... 
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(Frances has gotten out of bed again and come to her parents' room...)
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Don't cry."
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My son turned 10 just the other day. He said, 'Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play - Can yo... 
I have to go," he said at last, getting to his feet. "I shouldn't even be here, but I cannot keep my... 
May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice. 
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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. 
I'm coming back for you Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear on the river Styx. 
You saw my leg?"
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Okay,” he said. “I gotta go to sleep. It’s almost one.”
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I remember talking with a friend. He asked me a question. He said, 'What's your end game? Wh... 
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I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ... 
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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. 
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