It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.


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TOMMY LASORDA
When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger....
TOMMY LASORDA
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.
TOMMY CHONG
Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.
TOMMY LEE
Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t...
TOMMY LEE
Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them.
TOMMY LEE
The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
TOMMY SMOTHERS
If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca...
TOMMY SHAW
The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an...
TOMMY LEE
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
TOMMY MANVILLE
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
TOMMY SMOTHERS
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.
TOMMY LASORDA
Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid...
TOMMY LEE
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
TOMMY BOLT
He wants Texas back. (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig...
TOMMY LASORDA
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the...
TOMMY CHONG
In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ...
TOMMY RAMONE
Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood.
TOMMY POLO
Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.
TOMMY WISEAU
Groupies are just very enthusiastic fans, that's all.
TOMMY RAMONE
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
TOMMY CHONG
For me, I love to dream big, and I love to find ways to be a bit of an explorer. These days, it seem...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine w...
TOMMY DOUGLAS
One of his strengths is being precise in what he's doing and any quarterback, whether you're young o...
TOMMY MADDOX
a hammer and an anvil.
TOMMY FRANKS
Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character.
TOMMY LASORDA
The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.
TOMMY CHONG
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
TOMMY LASORDA
I don't need material things like gold and platinum records on my wall, Grammys or Hall Of Fame ...
TOMMY LEE
I did the marching band all throughout junior high and high school. Music was one of my favorite thi...
TOMMY LEE
One of my favorite things in the world is to be seeing two people that are really old, still holding...
TOMMY LEE
I think we focused on this game more than Tuesday (a narrow 70-68 win over Avinger). We were almost ...
TOMMY BLEEKER
I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn&#...
TOMMY CHONG
I, for one, begin with intent. There is no question that, Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to th...
TOMMY FRANKS
It's a very sad day for people like myself who loved him to bits. The only thing was he should have ...
TOMMY DOCHERTY
Personally, I am very, very sorry we have come to this. I suppose it is another sign of the times.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
Football wasn't meant to be run by linesmen and air traffic control.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
I said to myself, where are we living? In the United States of America where you're innocent unt...
TOMMY BOND
I tend to pick objectives that I feel are safe because I know that, in the moment, I always go for i...
TOMMY CALDWELL
Liz did a great job pitching and she didn't give up a lot of hits. (The Hawks) just put back-to-back...
TOMMY RAMOS
The first record was basically a quick, fast record. The second record, we were going for more of a ...
TOMMY RAMONE
The Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we&...
TOMMY FRANKS
[For his part, retired Gen. Tommy Franks, who has been speaking out as a Bush surrogate, has an op-e...
TOMMY FRANKS
I don't know how many touchdown passes (Whitehurst) threw last year, ... But I bet you by the end of...
TOMMY BOWDEN
We have access to 1.2 million doses of vaccine,
TOMMY THOMPSON
You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
TOMMY LASORDA
We got the game plan in. All we are doing is polishing it and working on special teams. We had a lit...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
If I'm a voter, I throw a bumper sticker in the trash. That car, I'm doing to put on my desk.
TOMMY WEST
When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me, this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting ...
TOMMY SHAW
Ben was a little different. Sometimes you wonder about homesickness, but he's really handled it well...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
[Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, whose team finished No. 2 in the final polls last season, says he co...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
We'll play when we get there, I guess. It's not our fault that we can't get down there. You'd love i...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE