So, how is it that you don’t have a girlfriend?†I asked boldly.<br />Joel shrugged.<br />“Have you ever had a girlfriend?†There was no way that he’d never had a girlfriend.<br />He shrugged again.<br />“You’re not serious.â€<br />“You’re surprised?â€<br />“I’m sorry, do you own a mirror?â€<br />Joel laughed in that I’ll-never-understand-women kind of way. “I’ve never wanted one,†he admitted, though it seemed that there was more to it.<br />“What? A mirror? Or a girlfriend?â€<br />He laughed again, even harder this time. “A girlfriend.â€<br />“Are you gay?†<br />He smiled. “No, I’m not gay.â€<br />“Oh.†I blushed. Why was I being so nosy all of a sudden?