Sneezes scare the crap outta me.


Kris Huen

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He beat the crap out of me, Like you?
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The ones who hate me the most are the ones who don't scare me.
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They confused me. I played like crap.
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The guy's softball team beat the crap out of me.
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I work my hardest and she still kicks the crap out of me.
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Ryan Newman has already told me he's going to knock the crap out of me on the track.
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Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
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You look like crap, prince. Did you miss me?"

-Puck
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They cannot scare me with their empty spaces
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Cats crap in a box, humans crap in a toilet and politicians crap in Americans mouths.
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Kris did a great job at first scooping some low throws out of the dirt for us.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in
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We want to christen every city that Kris has played in during his professional career.
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Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
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He was crap!
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Kris sat in the truck when I went inside. Like I said, he had nothing to do with this.
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We have scarcely gotten home . . . when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after w...
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Scare Tactics,
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I'm glad they found it. We'll get it done and move on. It really doesn't scare me.
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I don't need to scare the other athletes. When I'm running, I will scare them.
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So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.
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If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you're going to feel like crap.
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I kinda like to scare my sister, and usually she gets really mad at me for doing that.
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Holy crap, I’m scared.”

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You try to scare the public.
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Human rights is something that wasn't hard to be inspired to write about because there have been...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
II know very, very little about the ukulele, but I actually grew up playing the viola from 4th grade...
KRIS ALLEN
I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I'm looking in the mirror, and I got one sc...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
'Sunday Morning Coming Down' is probably the most directly autobiographical thing I'd wr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for peop...
KRIS ALLEN
Cry wolf often enough and you eventually get eaten by the wolf, even if the wolf is you.
KRIS KIDD
There is stability in self-destruction, in prolonging sadness as a means of escaping abstractions li...
KRIS KIDD
What if I were to tell you the game’s been rigged, that I was destined to win from the very beginn...
KRIS KIDD
I think it’s pretty common to hold onto people, to bribe them with things, say, a body, in the hop...
KRIS KIDD
I used to think that my songs were the best things that I would leave behind me. And I definitely th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't...
KRIS JENNER
I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit blo...
KRIS JENNER
Cummins pitched real strong for us tonight. It was nice to see. This is our fourth game of the week ...
KRIS VANCAS
Really the second (half), I was very pleased. Because for the opportunities that we had in the first...
KRIS HENRY
Under the influence, I am easily influenced. I try to keep my pants on, but some things are easier s...
KRIS KIDD
And then he’s somewhere inside of me, each thrust rattling my ribcage like a bottle of pills. I’...
KRIS KIDD
I’ve always wanted to be the sort of boy who does the right thing without having to think about it...
KRIS KIDD
Two sad eyes and one skanky smile, I practically pulse with the promise of promiscuity. I'm easy to ...
KRIS KIDD
And then he's somewhere inside of me, each thrust rattling my ribcage like a bottle of pills. I'm so...
KRIS KIDD
Never in our silent moments of illusion do we sense the dark parallel that lives next to us. Nor do ...
KRIS COURTNEY
In Los Angeles, everything is 100% organic, except the people.
KRIS KIDD
See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room ful...
KRIS KIDD
There’s a weight in the room now, a remembrance of childhood. It sinks like a stone, or a heart, o...
KRIS KIDD
It was bittersweet because we built a brand-new car in five weeks. Eight laps into practice, somethi...
KRIS STUMP
It was a very violent accident. Nashville is a little bit bigger than Bristol. We're probably runnin...
KRIS STUMP
It seems like the whole town is here.
KRIS STEWART