I'm tired of giving a crap, I think I'll take one.

Sneezes scare the crap outta me.

I got stuck in a segue for half an hour.

I missed the tree for the forest.

You ever lick butter off your finger and then realize it was soap? Me neither

If you give your time to help someone, you can't get mad if they fail or quit. The act of giving is selfless and ruined by saying " they hurt me by not achieving " that person does not owe you anything if you are a true giver. Life is not all about you.