She looks like a million dollars but she only knows a hundred and twenty words and she's only got two ideas in her head

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

There won't be any revolution in America,' said Isadore. Nikitin agreed. 'The people are all too clean. They spend all their time changing shirts and washing themselves. You can't feel fierce and revolutionary in a bathroom.'

According to locker room lore, the name golf arose by default - all the other four-letter words had already been taken

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken

Because it was a golf course a lot of streams were disturbed. We're going to restore the streams back into their original condition.