According to locker room lore, the name golf arose by default - all the other four-letter words had already been taken

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken

She looks like a million dollars but she only knows a hundred and twenty words and she's only got two ideas in her head

David is still making physical and mental strides. There are small gains, like learning new words. He says 'golf' when we drive by the golf course and 'doctor' when we go by the hospital.

Golf always makes me so damned angry

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.