She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I am furious about everything.