Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings

One is always alone in suffering; the fact is depressing when one happens to be the sufferer, but it makes pleasure possible for the rest of the world.

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

Pleasure! The end of suffering or the beginning of an enjoyment?