Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.