Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.