Sermons are like piecrust, the shorter the better

The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors

When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.

God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.

When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.