Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity

Many elitists hate rap as much as they hate country, though they don't like to admit it for fear of appearing racially insensitive.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.