Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"The Pause of Mr. Claus"
Arlo Guthrie
Related Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist.... ARLO GUTHRIE They would often pull on his beard and say he must be the real Santa Claus, VAN ORDEN There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is... BOB PHILLIPS Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has t... PATTI SMITH People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m... OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A life without problems is a life less likely to be. VANCE B.. CHAN These issues should not be resolved with a Santa Claus yarmulke. SHEILA GORDON If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. WAYNE COYNE I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. JON STEWART Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven... H. L. MENCKEN God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. BIL KEANE It had been like discovering that Santa Claus was secretly a Nazi. BRANDON SANDERSON People live for eating,but
I eat for survive OM BENIWAL A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. HERBERT HOOVER A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's stil... JAMES G. COZZENS A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's sti... JAMES G. COZZENS A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's stil... J. G. COZZENS I'm more of a seafood guy. If they had a Lobster Bowl I might be looking like Santa Claus. JONATHAN SCOTT So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list? ZOE FORWARD A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he'... JAMES GOULD COZZENS Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year VICTOR BORGE You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS They would have booed Santa Claus in there if he had the hide to advocate a No vote. HENRY MORRIS If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents. LJUPKA CVETANOVA I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. CRAIG GROESCHEL Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. ALFRED E. SMITH Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. ALFRED SMITH Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. VICTOR BORGE Just like Santa Claus, a farmer works all year on a commodity, and at the end of the year he gives i... RONALD DAWSON I don't care if Santa Claus is the coach as long as we win. JOHN MADDEN Christmas present from Russian Santa Claus. PAVEL DATSYUK He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly... CLEMENT C. MOORE, LL.D. You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate ... CHARLES M. SCHULZ I never said to be like me, I say be yourself and make a difference. MARILYN MANSON When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was r... TOM HANKS The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS Heck, I think they've even brought Santa Claus in. BOB SCHLAG I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12! DANIELLE DE NIESE History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The real Santa Claus is at the mall. LEMONY SNICKET It's called the Santa Claus effect, ... The holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle. ANDREW BARRETT God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. OLIVER MARKUS I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus. TIMOTHY B. TYSON I think we're still going to get a bit of a Santa Claus rally. But I'm not sure how substantial it's... TOM SCHRADER I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean... LISA GLATT This is the ultimate in feel-good projects. To make money and make people happy, it's a Santa Claus ... CRAIG BELSER God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the... PAUL HENDERSON Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... DEYTH BANGER It's sort of like Santa Claus left a present under the tree for everybody and leaves it open to liti... HEIDI MCINTOSH We all know a Christmas NUT who believes in Santa Claus, his flying Rain Deer and the slave Elf work... SHANE J VAN DER VELDE There's the 'right way' and the 'usual way'. Folks tend to confuse both. The right way i... UFUOMA APOKI The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on... HIROSHI SAKURAZAKA It is fatal to be a man or woman pure and simple: one must be a woman manly, or a man womanly. VIRGINIA WOOLF I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store a... SHIRLEY TEMPLE When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. STANLEY KUBRICK Later that day I went back to the old turf-house door and drew back the ivy. There between the stone... ALICE TAYLOR I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. TREY PARKER To be a man is, precisely, to be responsible. ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too ... LEE LAUER She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in. RICHIE NORTON I couldn't have thrown him three worse pitches. All three were just terrible. He must have thought I... ANDY PETTITTE June and John were the folks who invited Santa and Mrs. Claus to the concert. DORA MURRAY Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w... A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We're like their Santa Claus. It's kind of special and we make them feel normal. ENRIQUE GARCIA You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart." MRS. PAUL M. ELL. We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we ... KAREN ARMSTRONG The other day I bumped into Santa Claus. A good bump it was, too! I ought to have been arrested, for... HALFORD E. LUCCOCK If people are caught smoking in a building that doesn't have a smoking room, the building owner idea... FAUZI BOWO We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a... ANDY ROONEY "I believe a loving Santa Claus, brings more than gifts & toys. He shares his Christ-like love, spre... TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Oh it's been like Christmastime. Like Christmastime. Everybody sees a Santa Claus, but they're reall... LES WILLIAMS Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion ex... CHARLES A. DANA I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW The only reason you'd want to own it is if you believe in Santa Claus. JAMES FENKNER She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
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