Running is for people that can't manage their time well enough to walk somewhere.

If scientists seriously think natural selection applies to humans, they haven't been in high school in a long time.

Parents make really bad therapists.

If I'm going to Hell... It's Party Time.

How can I trust God? He dropped me into a dark hole in the ground and told me to dig myself out. Luckily, he dropped my friends into the same hole.

It is solved by walking