Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

I love being famous. It's almost like being white.

A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.