I have my own demons and dark moods. It's weird.
CHRIS ROCK I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
CHRIS ROCK The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying ...
CHRIS ROCK Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the res...
CHRIS ROCK If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
CHRIS ROCK Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Ro...
CHRIS ROCK Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
CHRIS ROCK Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjo...
CHRIS ROCK When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at th...
CHRIS ROCK I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with s...
CHRIS ROCK Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star o...
CHRIS ROCK You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
CHRIS ROCK You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
CHRIS ROCK I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'C...
CHRIS ROCK Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whol...
CHRIS ROCK Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, ...
CHRIS ROCK If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she'...
CHRIS ROCK Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver cou...
CHRIS ROCK I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes...
CHRIS ROCK It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with tha...
CHRIS ROCK After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co...
CHRIS ROCK You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu...
CHRIS ROCK You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that y...
CHRIS ROCK Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. ...
CHRIS ROCK Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with whi...
CHRIS ROCK There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
CHRIS ROCK Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bu...
CHRIS ROCK You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
CHRIS ROCK I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an...
CHRIS ROCK Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
CHRIS ROCK Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
CHRIS ROCK There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the b...
CHRIS ROCK Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
CHRIS ROCK Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christop...
CHRIS ROCK I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to...
CHRIS ROCK Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
CHRIS ROCK My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, an...
CHRIS ROCK There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we di...
CHRIS ROCK Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
CHRIS ROCK I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show ...
CHRIS ROCK Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
CHRIS ROCK he doesn't say much.
CHRIS ROCK We've all heard the question,
CHRIS ROCK Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager, ....
CHRIS ROCK It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
CHRIS ROCK Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
CHRIS ROCK I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white...
CHRIS ROCK Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys ...
CHRIS ROCK I kind of wanted to give him that James Evans nobility, ... With the exception of 'The Cosby Show,' ...
CHRIS ROCK Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher ...
CHRIS ROCK Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,
CHRIS ROCK A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House
CHRIS ROCK Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of hi...
CHRIS ROCK I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
CHRIS ROCK Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give yo...
CHRIS ROCK Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being...
CHRIS ROCK [Ask Chris Rock how he discovered the young actor who would play him at age 13 for his new sitcom,] ...
CHRIS ROCK You ain't supposed to go to jail.
CHRIS ROCK I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an exc...
CHRIS ROCK If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six...
CHRIS ROCK Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
CHRIS ROCK I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
CHRIS ROCK President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady ...
CHRIS ROCK Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience r...
CHRIS ROCK Being with my kids is the best, most fun thing; it's a privilege.
CHRIS ROCK You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's...
CHRIS ROCK You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
CHRIS ROCK Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Pau...
CHRIS ROCK Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to...
CHRIS ROCK She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that.
CHRIS ROCK You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
CHRIS ROCK Maybe no other show is good.
CHRIS ROCK I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto...
CHRIS ROCK School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.
CHRIS ROCK Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just s...
CHRIS ROCK I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
CHRIS ROCK Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
CHRIS ROCK I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New Yor...
CHRIS ROCK America is the greatest country in the whole world.
CHRIS ROCK I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, J...
CHRIS ROCK You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu...
CHRIS ROCK Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts tha...
CHRIS ROCK Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas w...
CHRIS ROCK Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bu...
CHRIS ROCK Odor Eaters
CHRIS ROCK Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
CHRIS ROCK I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie.
CHRIS ROCK George Bush hates midgets! ... Shelter From the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast.
CHRIS ROCK Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
CHRIS ROCK Men are as faithful as their options.
CHRIS ROCK We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergi...
CHRIS ROCK A man is only as faithful as his options
CHRIS ROCK I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,
CHRIS ROCK No Sex in the Champagne Room
CHRIS ROCK I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot......
CHRIS ROCK Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win...
CHRIS ROCK Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It...
CHRIS ROCK George Bush hates midgets.
CHRIS ROCK When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
CHRIS ROCK Men lie the most,

women tell the biggest lies.
CHRIS ROCK Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.
CHRIS ROCK Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
CHRIS ROCK I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I&#...
CHRIS ROCK Pretty girls have problems too.
CHRIS ROCK I (could) see these plots a mile away. And I was 7.
CHRIS ROCK My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 doll...
CHRIS ROCK All I can say is, I hope that everyone sends as much money as they humanly can to the United States ...
CHRIS ROCK You don't pay taxes-they take taxes.
CHRIS ROCK Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going...
CHRIS ROCK If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six...
CHRIS ROCK When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at th...
CHRIS ROCK Do you know?
What the fuck do women want?
l know what you want: everything.
CHRIS ROCK Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
CHRIS ROCK You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need t...
CHRIS ROCK Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
CHRIS ROCK I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you min...
CHRIS ROCK If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like ...
CHRIS ROCK I do what I can do when I can do it.
CHRIS ROCK You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
CHRIS ROCK If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
CHRIS ROCK You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need t...
CHRIS ROCK You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
CHRIS ROCK بعضهم يقول إن الحياة قصيرة، وأنك قد تموت في حادث سيارة �...
CHRIS ROCK Ja Rule is not Tupac
CHRIS ROCK So I, I knew something in a business sense about semiconductors and I appreciated their possibilitie...
ARTHUR ROCK I collect cars and bikes. One of my most special rides is a black 1930s Cadillac V16, and then I'...
KID ROCK I see friends who are in different genres of music, and they say they're so burnt playing the sa...
KID ROCK My good friends call me Bobby.
KID ROCK I'm notorious for giving a bad interview. I'm an actor and I can't help but feel I'm boring when I'm...
ROCK HUDSON And then lo and behold IBM, Apple and Motorola took an ad in all the newspapers, double page ad, and...
ARTHUR ROCK I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.
KID ROCK Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen.
KID ROCK Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.
KID ROCK I am just building off what I did last year. I am trying to improve little by little. I am doing sim...
ANDREW ROCK My immediate goals are to do well at the U.S. Championships and compete well in Europe this summer. ...
ANDREW ROCK There are so many meets between now and Beijing. I have a lot I want to accomplish this year.
ANDREW ROCK If I really thought about it, in a way it's depressing. To work thousands of hours for three-tenths ...
ANDREW ROCK My father was an immigrant from Russia and my mother was first generation.
ARTHUR ROCK Killing Intel, I, I just had to resign from the Apple Board.
ARTHUR ROCK IBM decided they were going to enter the copying business in 1968.
ARTHUR ROCK I was one of the founders in, in that, the three of us all had the, had the founder's stock.
ARTHUR ROCK I think they, Peter McCullough was, turns out was not a good CEO.
ARTHUR ROCK I mean I wasn't a founder in the sense that I contributed anything scientifically but in the sense t...
ARTHUR ROCK And what I'm interested in is investing in people.
ARTHUR ROCK And we invested three hundred thousand dollars, became the lead investor and I became Chairman of th...
ARTHUR ROCK Innovation and new ventures fuel the global economy but the spark comes from investment. Investment ...
ARTHUR ROCK It depends on how hard we work in the summer running hills, in the rain, lifting weights. But if we ...
ALFRED ROCK I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out this...
ALFRED ROCK It depends on how hard we work in the summer — running hills, in th...
ALFRED ROCK I feel good about the way I played, but nothing's better than a win.
ALFRED ROCK I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out Ã...
ALFRED ROCK It was a once-in-a-lifetime moment. I really can't explain it. It was crazy.
ALFRED ROCK Athletes and musicians make astronomical amounts of money. People get paid $100 million to throw a b...
KID ROCK I am an avid hunter and marksman, and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family i...
KID ROCK I'm in awe of people like Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard; they're great musicians and pe...
KID ROCK But I'm a great father. That's why I got custody.
KID ROCK I do not use the word 'genius' lightly, but if David Bowie is not a genius, then there is no...
MICK ROCK They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it...
KID ROCK Go where you're celebrated, not tolerated. I'm celebrated in Detroit.
KID ROCK Detroit: Cars and rock 'n' roll. Not a bad combo.
KID ROCK Everything I've done in my career has started in and around Detroit, you know, the metro area an...
KID ROCK The government will gladly help you if you are dirt poor or if you are filthy rich, leaving the guy ...
E.R. ROCK Before you can be happy you have to choose to be happy. Once you've made the choice the rest is real...
E.R. ROCK I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, sho...
KID ROCK Don't confuse Freedom of Speech with Freedom from Consequences.
E.R. ROCK As a musician, you want the music in as many hands as you can get it into. More importantly, I want ...
KID ROCK I don't write songs thinking about formats, where is it going to get played, who am I gonna plea...
KID ROCK This will put the focus on prevention, talking about early warning before armed intervention is nece...
ALLAN ROCK The economy has become such a complex horror that there will be no simple solutions and anyone who t...
E.R. ROCK I'd photographed musicians before but this was different. Syd was very charismatic, and he had t...
MICK ROCK I signal with an independent label, Continuum. After that I put out a totally independent record, so...
KID ROCK There was sleep deprivation and long negotiations. But in the end we made real progress.
ALLAN ROCK We are still hoping to address every item in the draft and get an agreement.
ALLAN ROCK It depends on how hard we work in the summer — running hills, in the rain, lifting weights. But if ...
ALFRED ROCK I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out — t...
ALFRED ROCK It's a miracle that David Bowie, Lou Reed and Iggy Pop are actually still alive today, given how...
MICK ROCK Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't beensaying, 'You all, make shitty records...
KID ROCK The RDA for fiber is very realistic and not that hard to do.
CHERYL ROCK Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first d...
KID ROCK I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and p...
KID ROCK And now that Martina McBride knows of T.I., and T.I. knows of Martina McBride, that made me very hap...
KID ROCK I did not want to be somebody who lived off his reputation. I wanted to continue to be part of the m...
MICK ROCK Somebody had given me a copy of 'Hunky Dory,' which had yet to be a hit, although it was sta...
MICK ROCK A man may keep his heart encased in stone but despite his best efforts a woman can steal it whenever...
E.R. ROCK Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
E.R. ROCK I had to overcome the name Rock. If I'd been as hip then as I am now, I would have never consent...
ROCK HUDSON Everything we say and everything we do teaches something to our children.
E.R. ROCK Just as there is no courage without fear; there is no grace without sin, no strength of character wi...
E.R. ROCK The first thing you should teach your children is respect; respect for yourself, themselves and othe...
E.R. ROCK Most women's expectations of men aren't unreasonable, they just happen to be unrealistic.
E.R. ROCK I have nightmares that I'm going to wake up, and everyone's driving a Prius and living in a ...
KID ROCK