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Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.


Noel Fielding

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NEIL GAIMAN Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.
LLOYD ALEXANDER We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.
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EMILY O'SHEA I had read tons of science fiction. I was fascinated by other worlds, other environments. For me, it...
JAMES CAMERON I don't like to watch myself. For the most part, I find it weird. It depresses me; I'm very ...
ELIZABETH REASER We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.
IRIS MURDOCH We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.
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KIERSTEN WHITE The tedium of existence and feeling imprisoned in a deplorable job can cause a person to consider th...
KILROY J. OLDSTER Live to escape reality and Dream of reality
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JAMES GUNN Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shack...
ANAïS NIN We find ourselves attached to fantasy worlds sometimes when it's hard to process what's goin...
SARAH J. MAAS All of the problems we're facing with debt are manmade problems. We created them. It's calle...
MICHELE BACHMANN Ultimate reality cannot be made to be a co-dependent construct of fantasy in the form of cheese, mil...
DOMO GESHE Researching real history has taught me to be bolder and more imaginative in building fantasy worlds ...
KEN LIU I am a fan of magic and fantasy, particularly when it's grounded in reality.
ERIN MORGENSTERN The fantasy world, the 'Game of Thrones' world, the forgotten realms worlds - they're th...
ROBERT KAZINSKY All fantasy should have a solid base in reality
MAX BEERBOHM All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
MAX BEERBOHM All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
PAUL MERTON It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but real."
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CASSANDRA CLARE You drink to escape the emotional pain you’re in, and then the next day you do it all over again t...
COLLEEN HOOVER Movies, more than anything I can think of, are a great escape from reality. My reality, in particula...
CAZZIE DAVID I'm half living my life between reality and fantasy at all times.
LADY GAGA What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement.
EDWARD ALBEE I'm a huge gamer! I love playing 'World of Warcraft.' It helps me wind down and escape r...
AGNES BRUCKNER Drugs are marvelous if you want to escape, but reality is so rich, why escape?
GERALDINE CHAPLIN I have given up on reality and am now simply searching for a good fantasy.
JOHN JAY SIMMONS You will find peace not by trying to escape your problems, but by confronting them courageously. You...
J. DONALD WALTERS Fantasy is like an idealized reality, and the core of fantasy is the one person can make a differenc...
R. A. SALVATORE Reality wins, and I'd rather see the truth than stay in love with a fantasy.
JEWEL there is no such thing as fantasy unrelated to reality
MAURICE SENDAK Reality worked its way into my dreams where it wasn’t welcome.
EMILYANN GIRDNER It depresses me. It surprises me that the majority would not want to protect a viable unborn child.
DIANE HOCHEVAR I read because I have to. It drives everything else from my mind. It lets me escape to find other wo...
ADELINE YEN MAH Old film-noir movies. There's something comforting about watching black-and-white movies, and he...
PETRA HADEN You have a morbid aversion to dying. You probably resent the fact that you're at war and might get y...
JOSEPH HELLER They taught me different was wrong.
ANI DIFRANCO But when reality was hopeless, fantasy became more and more necessary.
MICHAEL GRANT I've always been a fan of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror. I like working with larger-than-life char...
GALE ANNE HURD Why should I shatter your wonderful fantasy with my boring reality? ~ Evie Snow
CARRIE HOPE FLETCHER Fantasy love is much better than reality love.
ANDY WARHOL I think people need fantasy, but I think they also need to know that they're not being lied to. ...
DEREK CIANFRANCE Too often fantasy is not a rich elaboration of life designed to enhance our existence, rather it is ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Fantasy was always only a reality waiting to be switched on.
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NICKI CHAPELWAY I don't really understand why so many fantasy writers choose to focus on worlds that just seem s...
N. K. JEMISIN There are so many stories to tell in the worlds of science fiction, the worlds of fantasy and horror...
SETH GRAHAME-SMITH I always felt that sci-fi and fantasy were my thing. Bit of a geek, I'm afraid. But I like creat...
SAMANTHA SHANNON I definitely understand where Liam and Noel are coming from.
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TERRY GROSS I don't write fantasy, I write reality. Also, my novels have roots to Greek tragedies and as such, t...
NICHOLAS SPARKS While my life shifts from refugee camps to red carpets, I choose them both because these worlds can,...
MEGHAN MARKLE I get so tired of people saying, 'Oh, you only make fantasy films and this and that', and I&...
TIM BURTON I walk around engrossed in my stories and worlds, and I love losing myself in them!
SAMUEL COLBRAN For most people love is a fantasy but for others it is a fantasy that can become a reality
DANNY OQUENDO I’m in love with fiction. A fantasy that slips between my fingers when reality sets in.
MORYAH DEMOTT Our life stories are at one and the same time reality, fallacy and fantasy...
RASHEED OGUNLARU Noel was her very best friend - even if she wasn't his. Noel was her person.
RAINBOW ROWELL I don’t believe one reads to escape reality. A person reads to confirm a reality he knows is there...
LAWRENCE DURRELL Every person should have their escape route planned. I think everyone has an apocalypse fantasy, wha...
SIMON PEGG The size of the universe depresses many people, but not me, I'm delighted at it
ALAN WATTS All the best stories are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only thing which ...
A. C. BENSON The best fantasy is written in the language of dreams. It is alive as dreams are alive, more real th...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN [Fantasy] is a constructive aspect of the child's experimental exploration of reality, or his progre...
LAURETTA BENDER People don't believe me when I tell them I'm a magician who makes portals to other worlds. So I tell...
GENESIS QUIHUIS reality sucks, that's probably why we dream. Why our bodies need sleep. So we can escape. Escape th...
JAMIE ADOFF I felt like I had proof that not all days are the same length, not all time has the same weight. Pro...
CAROL RIFKA BRUNT I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the f...
NOEL FIELDING I started doing stand-up on my own and I met Julian within a year, and straight away we started to g...
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NOEL FIELDING All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only...
WALTER BAGEHOT All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality -- the story of escape. It is the onl...
ARTHUR CHRISTOPHER BENSON I gave up writing children's books. I wanted to escape from them as I had once wanted to escape ...
A. A. MILNE The writer I feel the most affinity with - you said you felt my books are 19th century novels, I thi...
JONATHAN COE Whenever I feel like I'm getting too far away from where I need to be, I think about my sons and...
DWYANE WADE In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is n...
ROBERT HEINLEIN You can lie to yourself about all kinds of things. Until you can't, anymore. Until reality pounds a ...
ANN AGUIRRE I need three more guys. I can't find them.
JOE FUENTES Fairy tales were not my escape from reality as a child; rather, they were my reality -- for mine was...
TERRI WINDLING ...there are so many books left to read. For that reason alone it is worth going on living. Books ma...
FéLIX J. PALMA Hendrix was big in England. We all became good friends and I am still in touch with Noel Redding.
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ALAN STERN Teen problem novels? I can go through them like a box of chocolates. And there are fantasy books out...
TAMORA PIERCE Reality is a cliché from which we escape by metaphor.
WALLACE STEVENS August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that'...
WILLARD SCOTT Life; the one way that fantasy has a way of slapping you back to reality
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TANNER COLBY I had some fears as a kid, but I was also relatively fearless. Maybe that's a result of living half ...
SUZANNE VEGA Pretty shaky on my part in the fielding. But my fielders really picked me up. I made it a lot harder...
KAMERON LOE It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and wr...
KENNETH WILLIAMS Fantasy Is Not Reality, it is unrealistic to expect your future mate to match your fantasies.
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NOEL GALLAGHER I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with havin...
NOEL COWARD If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you cou...
NOEL GALLAGHER I was offered and accepted a part in 'A Few Best Men,' and then the Australian actor's u...
NOEL CLARKE I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' ...
NOEL GALLAGHER Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
NOEL COWARD I've grown to love California: It's the dream of every English musician to come here and wor...
NOEL GALLAGHER Some of the worst things are done with the best intentions, Petra,” August said. “You shouldn’...
KRIS NOEL Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.
ALYSON NOEL The only thing a person can ever really do is keep moving forward. Take that big leap forward withou...
ALYSON NOEL I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
NOEL COWARD I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
NOEL COWARD There's always something fishy about the French.
NOEL COWARD