I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I started doing stand-up on my own and I met Julian within a year, and straight away we started to get a show together. We thought we'd just do one show, and do it with a story and music, but we didn't really know what we were doing, so we didn't have any limits. We could go wherever we wanted and wrote freely. It was the purest thing we'd ever done.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Guilt has very quick ears to an accusation.

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.