Professors of literature, who for the most part are genteel but mediocre men, can make but a poor defense of their profession, and the professors of science, who are frequently men of great intelligence but of limited interests and education

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

If I see one more forensics show, I'm gonna throw up.

Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.