I know you can be funny without being filthy.
Jonathan Winters
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ELVIS MITCHELL I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
ANDY WARHOL What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful
KATHY NAJIMY I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you t...
ANDY WARHOL If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.
JOHN GORDON SINCLAIR Be yourself, be who you can be.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. The...
DANA CARVEY Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting ...
F. SIONIL JOSE I always think of Gilbert Norrell as being Salieri to Jonathan Strange being Mozart.
EDDIE MARSAN You can be powerful without being loud and aggressive.
ED SKREIN She is so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than y...
JOHN GREEN It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied wi...
TOM PETTY I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can...
THOMAS JANE You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
DAVID WALTON When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We ...
MITCHELL HURWITZ I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I re...
DAVID CARRADINE Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thoug...
STEVIE WONDER I think you can be smart and directed and focused, without being obnoxious, and get plenty done.
BILL DE BLASIO You can be aware of the passing of time without being nostalgic.
IRA SACHS If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
SETH MACFARLANE You can be strong and true to yourself without being rude or loud.
PAULA RADCLIFFE Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that an...
HAROLD RAMIS There's so much that I can give as a human being - and I know that.
LA INDIA I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny becau...
GREG BEHRENDT I can be ok without being satisfied but not vice versa.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL You can try to be catchy without being slick, poppy without being pop, and you can be uplifting with...
CHRIS MARTIN When I first started out, 'Time' magazine did an article on what it called 'the sick com...
BOB NEWHART You can disagree without being disagreeable.
RUTH BADER GINSBURG Being in the Northeast, you can't discount the power of Mother Nature and the effect that winters ha...
JOHN MAJOR I know you love her, but you can live without her.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER If you miss a tackle correctly -- and I know that sounds funny -- you can get some help from your fr...
GENE CHIZIK I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something ex...
BRUCE ROBINSON I love you, Jonathan," she whispered.
A long arm snaked around her, and he pulled her against h...
TAMORA PIERCE I mean, reality sucks. The world is a cancer, and shits so bad it’s scary. Everything’s filthy. ...
MITCH LUCKER We showed we could do a funny show without a boyfriend and be funny,
ERIC MCCORMACK I think being negative is being positive. You can't improve without stating the problem.
MIKE YACONELLI You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln...
AL FRANKEN Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it.
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CASSANDRA CLARE I think you can be conservative and fight for what you believe in without being mean-spirited or bas...
MIKE GALLAGHER I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
NORA DUNN At first you want to have a reputation as being talented or funny or...you know...special. As you go...
JON FAVREAU It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humo...
T. C. BOYLE I know I will never be happy, but I know I can be gay!
MARILYN MONROE When you're in that scene, you really wonder if this is all you're ever going to be. You kno...
WILLIE AAMES A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funn...
CARL REINER Thank you for being you, because without whom, I wouldn't be me.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS You know you're being yourself when you 'please' without trying (so hard).
MITTA XININDLU You know why i'm funny? because i have money.
A. K. MOMANI Me not being able to play the way that I can play, that's when you kind of know it's that ti...
CHAUNCEY BILLUPS We have so many injuries at Woodland it's almost comical. Without it being funny at all.
JEFF NESBITT A whore, we've established that, filthy, it goes without saying, but whatever else the hell I am, I ...
ELIZABETH WEIN I love Nicole Holofcener and Lynn Shelton, both for the same reasons: their films are funny without ...
LIZ TUCCILLO I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in th...
JULIE BROWN The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a mult...
MICHAEL MOORE Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how reality can slam you down.
CAT PATRICK Being a politician is being filthy lucky. You need not to have brains, beauty or education but only ...
QAMAR KHAN QURESHI I don't want to know that you don't want me. I don't want to know what you do without me. I don't wa...
SARA QUIN Rapping can be repetition sometimes. Sometimes you gotta highlight your words in a certain kind of w...
ASAP FERG Only God, Jonathan and the baby know what happened. I think if they could find something, he'd (Fost...
KATIE ADAMS You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am...
CHRISTOPHER MELONI Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I c...
RUFUS SEWELL If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
JONATHAN WINTERS I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. Yo...
JONATHAN WINTERS If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
JONATHAN WINTERS Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or he...
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JONATHAN WINTERS As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the Fre...
JONATHAN WINTERS I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
JONATHAN WINTERS Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
JONATHAN WINTERS If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
JONATHAN WINTERS Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty year...
JONATHAN WINTERS My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some...
JONATHAN WINTERS Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it'...
JONATHAN WINTERS I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hop...
JONATHAN WINTERS I know just what it's like to feel different from everyone else. And you know what? Being different ...
LISA SHEA I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? '...
MICHAEL MOORE I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and le...
LARRY DAVID You know what's funny? Laughing.
DAN O'DONNELL You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I cannot possibly understand how fraternity can be legally enforced without liberty being legally de...
FRéDéRIC BASTIAT I have always been interested in how you can depict suffering without being heavy-handed.
MARLENE DUMAS What I suggest is to practice till you can do the job without being nervous.
JAMES GALWAY You say smoking is a filthy habit. Some say masturbating is a filthy habit. I've lost count of the t...
CHLOE THURLOW I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
JAMES L. BROOKS You can be very famous without being a great actress, and that's not good for me.
IMELDA STAUNTON I can create a vibe without saying anything, just by being in the room.
LOU REED I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn o...
JENNY ECLAIR A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a ...
CARL REINER You think I'm pretty
Without any make-up on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the puch ...
KATY PERRY You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.
KATHERINE APPLEGATE The world seems ... a little less funny without you in it.
DAVID AUSTIN I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're...
ESTHER WILLIAMS In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violen...
ANDY DICK
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GEORGE WINTERS If I see one more forensics show, I'm gonna throw up.
DEAN WINTERS I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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ORLANDO WINTERS Je suis a toi.
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I want to own you.
I want to devour you.
I want to make you mine....
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CAT WINTERS What type of world are we living in, if we're destroying books?
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JONATHAN CARROLL In thinking about religion and society in the 21st century, we should broaden the conversation about...
JONATHAN SACKS When I was teaching in the 1960s in Boston, there was a great deal of hope in the air. Martin Luther...
JONATHAN KOZOL If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would
not have given them to such a sco...
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, nor do Two Rights Make a Left.
Which ever side you think i...
JONATHAN BAILEY If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou...
JONATHAN SWIFT Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ...
JONATHAN FRANZEN Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false op...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT In the school of political projectors, I was but ill entertained, the professors appearing, in my ju...
JONATHAN SWIFT The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance and never to keep his w...
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blas...
JONATHAN KOZOL I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch...
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT