Jonathan Winters
Related When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi... GILBERT GOTTFRIED Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER PAUL MCCARTNEY How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Confident people, who understand comedy, improvise so much better than people who are scared. You ca... MARLON WAYANS Laughter gives you life, go out and find all the comedy you can... N. S. COLE C. JOYBELL C. J.D. SALINGER I'm just trying to take charge of the offense. Last year, I was thrown in there as a freshman. You'r... CHAD HENNE DEYTH BANGER I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find th... BILLY EICHNER To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ... GARY F EVANS... If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... It was just a mishap with a slower guy. I was out there and had no where to go. MAT MLADIN NORA EPHRON DEYTH BANGER HUSEYN RAZA HENRY JAMES Ignorance is a train - you can pretend to understand what the rest of the world is about, but you'll... COLLIN LYSFORD It is a much more involved process, and it takes quite a bit more time. You have to do it slower. Yo... JACK SPRINGER DANIEL H. PINK PAT BUCKLEY SARAH J. MAAS I think you have to learn for yourself how to write. I'm slightly mystified by creative writing ... KATE ATKINSON There is a remedy and there is a hope but the remedy is not in the political party or in places that... PATIENCE JOHNSON I WANTED PEOPLE to understand the Minutemen are not about violence. If you are really trying to find... GEORGE TAPLIN Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that's posi... JUICY J I love hats; I love putting hats on. They are artwork. You can always go out and find a dress to wea... ZARA PHILLIPS Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. You can hike for a quarter of a mile and find a beautiful waterfall. MATT LOMBARDI CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH JON STEWART A.A. MILNE A.A. MILNE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES LAUREN OLIVER I've got a few bumps and bruises, but I'm confident that with treatment and a little bit of rest, I'... KIRK HINRICH Have people understand that you can fly out of Toledo to any destination in the world. It's a matter... JAMES HARTUNG To some extent, the act of creation and the act of selling are hard to disentangle. If you create so... DAN PINK GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS NICHOLAS SPARKS STEPHEN CHBOSKY NICHOLAS SPARKS NICHOLAS SPARKS HARPER LEE HARPER LEE STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR Aut viam inveniam aut faciam tibi.KENDALL RYAN CAITLYN JENNER Sketching is like dancing. It's process as much as product. You can turn your head off and just ... MOLLY CRABAPPLE Our goal is to make sure that people understand how much God loves them and accepts you no matter wh... LISA LONG I like where I'm at, but I have a long way to go. I set a pace and held on to it. I decided to run a... JEFF CAMPBELL A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER LISA KLEYPAS There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. ALEXANDRE AUGUSTE LEDRU-ROLLIN PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY CHRIS HEMSWORTH I didn't care for humans at 16 and it hasn't gotten any better. They say one thing and do another. I... BOBBY W. MILLER You hope and expect that your two new guys can come in and do a job but you never expect that they'l... DANIEL VETTORI Some of the activities that we engage in put you in a position where you can truly understand some o... DAVID KOMANSKY WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! JEFF KINNEY There was much less grip out there today than we had at the test, which can be seen from the lap tim... GIANCARLO FISICHELLA GEORGE R.R. MARTIN CHARLES BUKOWSKI JOHN DALTON SARAH J. MAAS There is drudgery and days when you think 'I can't stand another minute of this' but if you have a p... STEVE MOSS You have to find a hobby, other than football. You have to have an escape. When I go out there, I fo... A.J. DAVIS It is something that I refer to as a little miracle. Boys' Town is a secret that we now want for peo... CARL BROWN When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI Film is mostly a visual medium, and so the director has much more control in terms of painting pictu... DAVID LINDSAY-ABAIRE In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silve... ED O'NEILL You might walk around and find a nice restaurant. Then you return to the hotel. Then you go to a mon... ELIZABETH CAPALDI If you're an entrepreneur and you're starting a company, I think the first thing you do is y... DAVE GOLDBERG
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BRIAN WINTERS Tamika didn't force things tonight. She plays great games, even when she doesn't shoot. When she sho... BRIAN WINTERS It's great for the franchise. I'm enjoying the ride as the coach. I've got a group of players that h... BRIAN WINTERS It's great for the franchise. I'm enjoying the ride as the coach. I've got a group of players that h... BRIAN WINTERS In the first half, we just got in too big of a hurry against the zone. In the second half, we did a ... BRIAN WINTERS Delisha Milton-Jones is a heck of a defender, and so is Charlotte Smith-Taylor. They did a nice job ... BRIAN WINTERS I thought the key was to play zone against them. They had trouble figuring out our zone, and we got ... BRIAN WINTERS Desire had never done anything good in her life, so she had divorced it years ago. TALENA WINTERS She could do this. She was stronger now. This was her chance to prove it. TALENA WINTERS We haven't invested in our franchise or business lines or client base as aggressively as we should h... BILL WINTERS We have not invested in our franchises ... as aggressively as others or as aggressively as we should... BILL WINTERS We've had better attrition rates this year. We had bad attrition last year, mainly because of compen... BILL WINTERS We could hit that ROE in 2006, but we don't expect to, We can generate earnings at that run rate thr... BILL WINTERS It has added a little extra fire. We felt last year we should have been in the NCAA, but we didn't p... BRENDAN WINTERS We have a couple of guys on our team from Cincinnati, and they told us that Ohio State is basically ... BRENDAN WINTERS My name always gets paired with his. Everyone always tells me my shot looks like his. That's because... BRENDAN WINTERS I don't think we've been down by that much (17 points) to a Southern Conference opponent this year. ... BRENDAN WINTERS This year, we finished third in the league and we weren't happy about that. But I think that made us... BRENDAN WINTERS It was pretty frustrating. We haven't been down by that much against Southern Conference teams this ... BRENDAN WINTERS It was extremely frustrating. But for us to pull through it, makes us that much stronger. BRENDAN WINTERS We understand that 90 percent of the crowd tomorrow is going to be cheering for Ohio State. We're OK... BRENDAN WINTERS Coming in the tournament last year, we felt a lot of pressure. We felt like we had to win, we were s... BRENDAN WINTERS We got confused a couple of times on ball screens and he was able to get some open looks. I guess it... BRENDAN WINTERS Only the mediocre are always at their best! JOHNATHAN WINTERS When there's not ten feet of snow on the ground, I ride my bike down the streets of New York, an... DEAN WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. GEORGE WINTERS If I see one more forensics show, I'm gonna throw up. DEAN WINTERS I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. SHELLY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS One of the great things about Berkshire Hathaway is it has one of the best balance sheets and cleane... DAVID WINTERS What we do is quite different from 99.9 percent of Wall Street. DAVID WINTERS Splitting classes affects student learning, DAVID WINTERS Evidence at the scene indicates (Green) was distracted, ... He went across the double dividing line ... MIKE WINTERS We don?t reveal a lot of intricate details early in an investigation, MIKE WINTERS - 'I've never had a thing for homicidal charmers before.'EMMA WINTERS Because you made me feel, Flick. Everyone is so predictable, but you? You showed up and rocked my wo... EMMA WINTERS Steve's laugh was brittle. “Sarah, we all have our own wounds. We’re all broken in our own way. ... TALENA WINTERS Their engineers converted my prototype into a saleable product and got me through the UL approval, GEOFFREY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS It's a birthday present to myself. EMILY WINTERS It was so cold I almost got married SHELLY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the probl... SHELLY WINTERS He had a quality of sexual lightning. SHELLY WINTERS She's just feeling a little healthier and getting in a little bit better condition. BRIAN WINTERS Darling, you keep up that attitude and you’ll see how bad I can really be. EMMA WINTERS So I did something I've never done, and put your live above my own, because no matter how hard I try... EMMA WINTERS In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
to live together afterwards that causes all th... SHELLY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS Their engineers converted my prototype into a saleable product and got me through the UL approval. GEOFFREY WINTERS Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife SHELLY WINTERS Where do you go to get anorexia? SHELLY WINTERS Security is when I'm very much in love with somebody extraordinary who loves me back. SHELLY WINTERS We have seen a successful start. GAELE WINTERS I wouldn’t just kiss you. I would hold your cheeks and worship your mouth. I would devour your lip... PEPPER WINTERS It was a successful beginning of a dialogue. It helped pull the community together. EMILY WINTERS People were being evicted because their rents were being raised from $50 to $90 a month. That was a ... EMILY WINTERS The Labor Department was on them because they never hired a woman painter. EMILY WINTERS She has the ability to step her game up in big games. She did that last year in Seattle when Sue Bir... BRIAN WINTERS The biggest play of the game is when Alana Beard throws it up in the air to herself and then makes a... BRIAN WINTERS No one goes unaffected by the aftereffects of war. How we embrace this truth shall determine our pat... LAWRENCE WINTERS SHELLEY WINTERS You hold all the power in this situation, Pim. One little word and all my fucking secrets are yours. PEPPER WINTERS For the first time in years, she felt a yearning for something different, something real. Something ... TALENA WINTERS Nothing is ever black and white, Nila. You should know that bu now. Its all how you survive the grey... PEPPER WINTERS I have yet to do a job where I would really get to rock the great clothes. I'd love to do a job ... DEAN WINTERS Everything went as it was planned, clearly, without difficulties. This is a great success. GAELE WINTERS Even in your home, nobody dies of smoke inhalation, they die of carbon monoxide. GEOFFREY WINTERS ADI realized we knew how to drive alarm companies to them, ... We're the only company that is a pate... GEOFFREY WINTERS UL is very excited about our next generation. They've put us on the fast track because it saves live... GEOFFREY WINTERS ADI realized we knew how to drive alarm companies to them. We're the only company that is a patented... GEOFFREY WINTERS People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems... ORLANDO WINTERS Je suis a toi. PEPPER WINTERS I want to hurt you.PEPPER WINTERS monsters find each other in the dark PEPPER WINTERS Rubbing noses with me, she laughed, and I swear the Elysian night sang with the sound of it. JOVEE WINTERS Requiring such information puts dozens of non-profit community organizations that have spent years b... LISA WINTERS I not only stole your past. I’ve already stolen your future. PEPPER WINTERS If you want to get rid of the perceived meaning of curse words, you’ll have to get rid of the feel... ORLANDO WINTERS And do you know the oddest thing about murder and war and violence?'CAT WINTERS Surely, though, I must have stolen into the future and landed in an H.G. Wells-style world - a horri... CAT WINTERS What type of world are we living in, if we're destroying books? CAT WINTERS We live in a world so horrifying, it frightens even the dead CAT WINTERS The union didn't agree with the demotion, or we wouldn't have taken it all the way to the Supreme Co... JEFF WINTERS In our eyes, it clearly could have been a mistake. JEFF WINTERS Laverne was the most relaxed first-time mom I've ever met in my life. Nothing ever phased her. MEGAN WINTERS I lost my freedom for so many years. Until he entered my cage. Him, with the black eyes and blacker ... PEPPER WINTERS We need to throw every tool at our disposal at the problem. And that certainly includes technology. PHIL WINTERS If you're not honest about what you want, you're never going to get anywhere. SARA WINTERS Fierce for the right, he bore his part in strife with many a valiant foe; but laughter winged his po... WILLIAM WINTERS He went in and got a tissue, left the room, came right back in and walked up behind her, put his han... TERRY WINTERS The program has met with equal success in metropolitan areas including Atlanta, Orlando, Minneapolis... ANNE COLVIN WINTERS This program is making a positive impact on students across the nation and we are delighted to know ... ANNE COLVIN WINTERS We will select a director for a local chapter who will receive complete training and an exclusive te... ANNE COLVIN WINTERS We all want to support children and children's health-insurance programs. But not knowing what the t... SEN JACKIE WINTERS The pressure is there because there's been benign neglect. We know it's decaying. We know it's not s... SEN JACKIE WINTERS Scars are not signs of weakness, they are signs of survival and endurance. RODNEY A. WINTERS For me-it was better to work in a jail than to live in one. BRENDA KAY WINTERS Hooley may be popular in my district but so am I. And Hooley doesn't live in the district, and I do.... SEN JACKIE WINTERS Sometimes it's possible, just barely possible, to imagine a version of this world different from the... BEN H. WINTERS The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth wa... JONATHAN HICKMAN I know, especially in my family, people's feelings get hurt over the tiniest things. I'm sur... JONATHAN KRISEL The biggest markets for my books outside the UK are France and Italy, and those are the two countrie... JONATHAN COE It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die. JONATHAN ROSS JONATHAN KELLERMAN I collect primarily ceramics but also black-and-white photography and some bits of contemporary. 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Painting is a magical process that I like, where you conjure something out of nothing; you get a lit... 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
I think that one of these days," he said, "you're going to have to find out where you want to go. An... 
Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... 
Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope ... 
Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga,
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
If you create something, whether it's a painting or a company, I think if you care about it, you... 
I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ... 
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
There’s not much that I can find in places where there is nothing to find. However, to avoid facin... 
If I had to go out there and surf, that would be a problem. But you know, it's just comedy. 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
You can build walls all the way to the sky and I will find a way to fly above them. You can try to p... 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison 
I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. 
Hodor," said Hodor. 
Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. 
I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. 
You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... 
You still think we can go out there, and we can all run the mile in four minutes, you know, your min... 
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w... 
Poor people have few choices in life, and most of the time you don't think too much about it. You ge... 
Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it... 
I'm busier than I've ever been, but you can go through the lists of people who are bang up t... 
I see nothing for you on this earth but that field which I once christened 'Briars;' go out upon tha... 
That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... 
All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't. 
If you can't agree on a common vision, how can you work together as partners? I hope the people of W... 
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. 
I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. Yo... 
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or he... 
I was so cold the other day, I almost got married. 
In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying to live together afterwards that causes all th... 
Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability. 
These people are real to me, and situations keep coming up where their emergence feels natural. It&#... 
One person's car is another person's scenery. 
Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be ... 
When we look at the flowers, we suddenly forget so many important things. We forget that all flowers... 
My dad started taking me to Winnipeg games when I was 3 or 4. As a kid, I loved Wayne Gretzky, and I... 
The build-up of personal and collective debt in America and Europe should have sent warning signals ... 
If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphi... 
Promises and Pye-Crusts, are made to be broken. 
Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective real... 
Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true, but its father is creativity, and knowledge is the... 
The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wa... 
Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ...