Privately he called them a couple of puffed-up, dressed-up, made-up, stuck-up, brainless parakeets.

Gwen: It's not going to work.
Paul: Pardon me?
Gwen: Cinderella's not going to sleep with you because you're taking the ugly stepsister to the ball. She'll still make you wait.

She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

"That’s my girl.

I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet

Waddya want me to do? through my sling shot at him?

I wonder if I could eat a child if I had the chance.'
'I doubt if I could cook one,' said Constance.