Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.