Presently [Bridey] said: “If I was Rexâ€â€”his mind seemed full of such suppositions: “If I was Archbishop of Westminster,†“If I was head of the Great Western Railway,†“If I was an actress,†as though it were a mere trick of fate that he was none of these things, and he might awake any morning to find the matter adjusted—“if I was Rex I should want to live in my constituency.