All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

There is a species of person called a 'Modern Churchman' who draws the full salary of a beneficed clergyman and need not commit himself to any religious belief.

News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead.

We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.