Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

Your best friend was also once a stranger

There is a young abused girl whose recovery is dependent on your willingness to honour your calling as a pastor, social worker, psychologist, etc.