He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

I try personally not to be nostalgic.

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That was really cool. I got to kiss a little boy. I was 7 and he was 10, and his name is Thomas Curtis. He was the first boy I've ever kissed in my entire life and he was three years older than me.

You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.