People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

It has the most nominations, and it won all the early awards. It's a big screen epic with A-list stars.

You don't mock the importance of the event. This isn't the MTV Music Video Awards. We expect the Oscar host to be like a beloved aunt or uncle on stage playing the ringmaster to a family reunion.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

45 Seconds From Broadway

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.