People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

I love baseball - 'Moneyball' was my favorite book when I was 13.

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

People just can't go on with an awards show like nothing happened.

Inebriations of love, shadows of love, fantasies of love, but never yet the one true love