Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

You can try something without having to buy a full bottle, and (young consumers) are used to drinking beer or flavored malt beverages out of the bottle, ... It's really a natural way for them to enter the category.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.