POZZO:
I am blind.
(Silence.)
ESTRAGON:
Perhaps he can see into the future.

With all this darkness round me I feel less alone. In a way. I love to get up and move about in it, then back here to . . . me.

The new light above my table is a great improvement. With all this darkness around me I feel less alone. (Pause.) In a way. (Pause.) I love to get up and move about in it, then back here to... (hesitates) ...me. (Pause.)

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion.