Our whole team battled at the plate, making their two best pitchers throw a lot of pitches.

I thought we played well enough to win. We had many quality at-bats, but we needed that one hit to get us going.

This is really nice. When you've had the kids on your team for a couple of years, you get to see them progress.

My sexual exploits with my neighborhood playmates continued. I lived a busy homosexual childhood, somehow managing to avoid venereal disease through all my toddler years. By first grade I was sexually active with many friends. In fact, a small group of us regularly met in the grammar school lavatory to perform fellatio on one another. A typical week’s schedule would be Aaron and Michael on Monday during lunch; Michael and Johnny on Tuesday after school; Fred and Timmy at noon Wednesday; Aaron and Timmy after school on Thursday. None of us ever got caught, but we never worried about it anyway. We all understood that what we were doing was not to be discussed freely with adults but we viewed it as a fun sort of confidential activity. None of us had any guilty feelings about it; we figured everyone did it. Why shouldn’t they?

It's not just being a good businessman. It's dealing with the parents of the six-year-old that you're not going to promote. You don't prepare for that in black belt training.

NASCAR racing provides more brand awareness and interest than any of the other major sports. The opportunities to build business-to-business relationships within the racing community are endless.