One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow.

Man is a complex being who makes deserts bloom and lakes die

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan

Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself.

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.