One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing.

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.