One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there


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There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But...
RED TASH
A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and whe...
RED GRANGE
Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
RED BUTTONS
I really like the way our team dug down and played hard and gave ourselves a chance.
RED BERENSON
It's a pity that things weren't arranged so that an empty head, like an empty stomach, would not le...
RED GRAY
If they do the movie with as much quality as they're proving to me, they're going to do a great job.
RED DAWSON
and at that time we'll sit down and discuss whether or not Mike wants to work out an extension. If h...
RED MCCOMBS
We were disappointed he didn't want to come here but we know he has a house in Toronto.
RED WINGS
His quarterbacks could pick apart a defense because he taught them to throw precisely.
RED WILSON
We speculate that some, if not most, of these acts of mischief may relate to a non-sanctioned grad r...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
North Shore Rescue felt that that was probably the location the person would be found in based on th...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
It's too early in the investigation to speculate how much of this mischief was caused by those assoc...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON
And I never felt more alive, until I spread my wings and flew away. Flew away with the ravens. It wa...
THE RED RAVEN
Well, I can't hang around here all day, I have to go out and take the penguin for a walk.
KRYTEN - RED DWARF
Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Vicky: Why do you want to live?
Lermontov: Well, I do...
THE RED SHOES
They see in the population’s hostility towards the left only the hostility towards the left, not t...
RED ARMY FACTION
Following this logic, to bomb BASF in Ludwigshafen would be to mock the people who bombed BASF in Br...
RED ARMY FACTION
They see in the political apathy of the proletariat only the apathy, not the protest against a syste...
RED ARMY FACTION