Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets.

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though.

My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I didn't care if people had ketchup or if they were allergic to fish. It really didn't bother me either way. I didn't care. I was bad, but it was a good way to make money. And it's a fun job if you are working with fun people.

The suburbs are the American dream, right? Living in a nice house, having a good job, a happy family.

My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.'

Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.