Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I didn't care if people had ketchup or if they were allergic to fish. It really didn't bother me either way. I didn't care. I was bad, but it was a good way to make money. And it's a fun job if you are working with fun people.

Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can be.

It makes me happy to work. And it makes me a better mother to be a happy person.

The suburbs are the American dream, right? Living in a nice house, having a good job, a happy family.