Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.