Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

If my candidate doesn't win, I don't care, I'm still voting for a Republican. They're all great guys.

And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.